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About Me Member Procrastinator paddi-o-pudMale/Fiji Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Writer's Block Irks Me So...Writer’s block. I shall now lay into this atrocity with mild passion. Not the sort of passion that inspires a nation of peoples to decide that an ill pig is the work of the local Wicca and that she must be burned immediately, just mild passion. The sort of passion which is demonstrated ably by the following example of brain power:  “I’m thirsty so I think I’ll go and get a drink.”  That’s the level of commitment we’re going for here.  Just so you know.  
Writer’s block is a bloody pain. For a good week and, possibly, a bit of a day, I have been sitting around scribbling down or typing up the first bits of madness that ente Writer's Block Irks Me So...
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Rant the 2ndRant the 2nd (oooh!)   
Deep in the wooded wilderness of the woods there lived a man. This particular man went by the name of Robert which was silly as his real name was Gertrude and one should always keep one’s birth name, be it girly or not. This, however, is largely unimportant to the tale ahead except for a few harsh comments made by his mother. I have decided not to elaborate further upon the matter and you must see for yourselves a little later on.  Now, this man who went by the name of Robert was a rather odd individual. The reason for this is quite simple: he could commune with the squirrels. Now I hear you ask, ‘what’s Rant the 2nd
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Rant the 1stInvariably things lead to something happening. It’s true I tell thee! For example, hitting the squirrel leads to lawsuit for nut-gatherer abuse. My point exactly. It therefore can come as no surprise that I am now down several thousand dollars and can’t go within 200m of woodland without a chaperone. And yes, when in trouble with the law it is best to change any money you have into dollars for reasons best not disclosed here (see me in the darkened alley just over there *points* later).  Now undoubtedly many of you are wondering why the penalties for GRA (General Rodent Harm) are so steep. Surely these crittery animals spend most of thei Rant the 1st
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UntitledOnce, twice, thrice upon a time there arose a clamour!  This was considered inconvenient and all those responsible were shot. Untitled
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Mon Nov 28, 2005, 10:44 AM
Well everything seems to have become very slow lately i must say!
Although this could simply be because i am generally unimpressed with anything and everything always without exception everytime.
Theres a sentence for y'az
Anyho, updateydoody
not much, crippled myself in rugby and then re-crippled myself leaping over a gate which was nice
school, erm, uneventful. panic over mocks beginning to set in but i know i'll get a mediocre mark in most of them
this is obviously very comforting...
generally all this leads up to a general non-plussedness
lol, i'm one hell of a grumpy git
i'm glad i wrote this and was able to work that out
happy no = me
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  • Current Residence: Wales methinks
  • Interests: Music, Writing etc
  • Favourite movie: Lost in Translation
  • Favourite band or musician: Foo Fighters, QOTSA, Maxïmo Park, Counting Crows, Death In Vegas, Zero 7, Beck...
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen Fry
  • Shell of choice: Them massive conche ones or however you spell it
  • Wallpaper of choice: Pic of tha Foo's Leaping about
  • Favourite game: erm.. don't have one really. the game i've been most addicted to is Pro Rugby Manager
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Batty from Fern Gully
  • Personal Quote: 'Absolutely no! None of that!'
  • Tools of the Trade: Pen/Keyboard

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~edilith Oct 4, 2006, 11:07:31 AM
[Orcish] kek

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~paddi-o-pud Oct 4, 2006, 11:53:16 AM
lal

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'They are not about to employ a Blues Brother to work in a Creche, even if it is Jake!'
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Mood: Euphoric ~edilith Oct 11, 2006, 10:56:48 AM
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<Insert murloc noise here>

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Mood: Euphoric ~paddi-o-pud Oct 15, 2006, 2:21:08 AM
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Blue...

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'They are not about to employ a Blues Brother to work in a Creche, even if it is Jake!'
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~edilith Oct 15, 2006, 7:50:30 AM
..like.. Smurfs?

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"Old people are very useful to tell stories. Ask them many things, perhaps they give you candy." - Kompressor
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~Subtlerevolutionist Apr 7, 2006, 11:08:57 AM
[link] thought you'd like it

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~Wotnotz Mar 6, 2006, 10:54:26 AM
wow i wish i had the time to put my rants onto paper, although no one would read them
BONES!

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'av it Boris!
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~paddi-o-pud Mar 6, 2006, 11:14:07 AM
Don't worry about it, very few people stop to read mine
Perhaps if they were in musical form..

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~somatik Feb 19, 2006, 1:12:27 PM
How's the weather in Fiji? :P

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